“Thou Shall Not Steal… Unless You Can Beat the Throw” Baseball Tee | Comfort Colors

A little biblical humor, a little ballpark truth. This Comfort Colors tee features the line:
“Thou shall not steal… unless you can beat the throw.”

Perfect for baseball moms, weekend warriors, die-hard fans, and anyone who knows the real commandments of the diamond. Finished with a clean baseball graphic on the front, it’s the ideal mix of sporty, sarcastic, and game-day ready.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — soft, garment-dyed, perfectly relaxed
• Vintage, lived-in feel straight out of the bag
• A fun baseball twist that players and fans immediately get
• Perfect for ballpark days, tournaments, practice nights, or cheering from the stands

Fit & Sizing:

• Relaxed unisex fit
• True-to-size for a comfy everyday look
• Size up for oversized, leggings-friendly, tournament-mom energy
• Check our Size Guide for exact measurements

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron the print

Steal bases, not values — unless, of course, you’re already safe. ⚾️😉

This tee is made just for you the moment you hit “order,” which means it might take a little longer to reach your doorstep. Making things on demand instead of in bulk helps cut down on waste — so thank you for being thoughtful (and stylish) with your purchase!

Size guide